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| Heidi Montag is now considering on getting larger implants. She told her Dr that she fell inlove with these watermelons and she wants them larger than those melons. While Heidi wants them, Spencer Pratt is insisting that she gets them, and already paid the Dr to do it. |
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| The trashy vanessa minnillo is all about partying and getting boose. She demands that her blood requires alcohol in her body 24/7. Now she is saying that about drugs too. that stupid skank needs to go to Rehab. |
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| The fake old hag is trying to promote herself. Pamela Anderson is promoting sex and drug use in her new reality show, “Pam Girl on the Loose." The sex addict went to Australia to promote her successful career. |
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| Tom Cruise is either a gay dad or Katie Holmes is a huge dyke. First she gets her haircut just like her husband, now shes wearing the same clothes as him...theres something messed up with this couple. So whos the man in the house? |
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| K-Fed is celebrating his 32nd birthday with a bunch of beached whales. Oh wait thats his ex Shar Jackson. He must be embarrassed for sleeping with the winner of a pie eating contest. Happy Birthday Trailer Trash! |
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| DAMN! Looks like you can fit a watermelon in your vagina! Guy Richie must have gotton a penis enlargment to satisfy your needs! Madonna is known as a sex idol, in other words she is a walking Herpe handing out goodies. |
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| Amy Whinehouse should be everyones hero. Look at this peice of work! She is almost too good to be true. What a babe. |
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| It looks like Transformers 2 is going to be an awesome movie! Shia LaBeouf is sitting, laughing and doing drugs while The slutty Megan Fox jumps around flicking everyone off! Looks like a big hit! |
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| After Keira Knightley announced that she uses drugs, there is no reason for her to quit now that the world knows it. The world already knew that anorexic whore did dirty shit like that. Thats why she looks the way she does! Drugs pay off, right! |
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| The odd new summer couple is showing off there ability to balance while putting tanning lotion on. The pale anorexic tiny skank (Kirsten Bell) was showing off her "hot body" while letting her old school boyfriend,(Dax Sheapard)put lotion on her pale skin. But hes really horny and just want to see her vajay. Meanwhile the blonde idiot is looking stupid with her hands in the air while he puts lotion on her legs. Stupid people stick together. |
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| The hideous coke addicts/lesbians are having a pout shout because they cant get there way. The butched Samantha Ronson is pist while the dumb red head, lindsey Loahn doesnt know what the hell is going on and where she is at. |
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| Somebody throw quarters at her fat ass and watch them bounce off that rubber booty! Kim Kardashian was acting like a fat stripper trying to dance "sexy" in her fat costume! Get a effin life and go on a diet! |
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| The future king and his bride had gone mad crazy and boozed up with each other and partied there ass off until they were stupid drunks. Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton went Clubbing and showed off there drunk side and wanted to go running around nude like wild chimps. |
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| FINALLY somebody should have been teaching that coke head how to read. But i think Amy Whinehouse should start off with childrens books rather than jumping into the News paper and getting a migrane. |
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